Hello.

I can’t code for shit and I want to make I-Phone games. I can design games and do art pretty easily. And by ‘do’ art, I mean in a technically capable, but unfocused manner.

So right now, I’m attempting to make a very simple app where you press a button and it tells you that you’re fat (they don’t like swearing), with a wav file. Just for practice.

It’s harder than actionscript. I think this is *actual* programming. I’m reading tonnes of tutorials and trying to absorb as much as possible. It’s not easy.

I will start documenting what I learn, in a format that non-programmers can grasp.

Stay tuned…