Nov 06
EAxploitation. A piece on whether EA deserves the tidal waves of hatorade they get from fanboys.

Dec 06
You can’t spell ‘analyst’ without ‘anal’.
It’s about analysts talking out of their arseholes.

Jan 07
Games that make you cry, AKA making games can make you cry.
How making games can potentially deflate you to the point of tears, and crush your spirit like a pie-loving fattie falling onto an empty yogurt cartoon.

Feb 07
The Oprah Effect.
In this piece, I try to figure out what kind of game Oprah and her minions might like. This is before the world knew of Wii Fit I think. She’d probably dig that. Also, here is the original, ruder, snarkier, funnier un-edited version of this piece. They really edited the hell out of it.

March 07

Not Very Super-heroes.
A rant about shitty superhero movies and the disappearance of testosterone action flicks. Rambo 4 really made me happy when it eventually came out.