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		<title>Stuff I learned : How to avoid fucking up your Macbook Pro when installing XP via Bootcamp</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 23 Apr 2010 16:21:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Daniel</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Learn from my screw ups]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Apple's instructions - although great most of the time - really suck when it comes to running XP or otherwise using Bootcamp on a Macbook Pro. Here's how it really works...]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Apple&#8217;s instructions &#8211; although great most of the time &#8211; really suck when it comes to running XP or otherwise using Bootcamp on a Macbook Pro. Here&#8217;s how it really works&#8230;</p>
<p>1. Backup your entire HD, using Time Machine. It makes restoring your hard drive a million times easier.</p>
<p>2. Go in your utilities folder and look for Bootcamp Assistant. It will recommend you set a partition size for 32MB. If you go above that, you won&#8217;t be able to format to FATS 32 and therefore you won&#8217;t be allowed use your built in wifi or other in-built hardware while running XP.</p>
<p>3. MAKE SURE you set the partition to 31GB. NOT 32 like it recommends. This is because Bootcamp Assistant retardedly adds more to the 32GB, thus taking you over and gimping your ability to format to FATS32.</p>
<p>4. After formatting, insert your XP install disk.</p>
<p>5. Install XP.</p>
<p>6. Once installed and before you do ANYTHING, register the software and install ALL the automatic security updates available.</p>
<p>7. Take out your XP install disk and put in your MAC OS disc. You&#8217;ll be asked if you want to install Bootcamp Tools. DO IT.</p>
<p>8. If all goes well, you should be able to use everything without headache, trackpad, wifi and everything else included. It should run like butter too.</p>
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		<title>Talk to the Hand &#8211; saying what you want, without words</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Nov 2009 21:44:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Daniel</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Uncategorized]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[iPhone]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[app]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bars]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[clubbing]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[clubs]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[This is a novelty app, for iPhone and iPod touch, that I came up with for use in loud drinking establishments.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This is a novelty app, for iPhone and iPod touch, that I came up with for use in loud drinking establishments.</p>
<p>Going to update the messages with time and indeed, this post, but for now, this is it. Here&#8217;s a screenshot (wooo!):</p>
<p><img src="http://www.noooz.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/default.png" alt="default" title="default" width="320" height="480" class="alignnone size-full wp-image-3070" /></p>
<p>Also, as an added solidarity thing with the anti-Langdell folks, I&#8217;ve renamed the releasing co as &#8216;Edgy Ideas&#8217;.</p>
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		<title>Noooz &#8211; classic newsletter, returns!</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 22 Feb 2009 20:19:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Daniel</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[To sign up, go to www.noooz.com Oh yes. Old skool is the best skool.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>To sign up, go to www.noooz.com</p>
<p>Oh yes. Old skool is the best skool.</p>
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		<title>For those whom are retarded when it comes to understanding the economy&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 17 Nov 2008 22:47:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Daniel</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[World of Shame]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[capatilist system]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[economy]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8230;here&#8217;s a very edumacational video: Why the economy just crapped out]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8230;here&#8217;s a very edumacational video:</p>
<p><a href="http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-9050474362583451279">Why the economy just crapped out</a></p>
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		<title>Possibly the best movie ever. EVER</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 27 Sep 2008 20:41:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Daniel</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Bill Maher&#8217;s &#8216;Religulous&#8217;. Awesome. Awesome. Awesome. Movie website here &#62;&#62;&#62; Movie trailer here &#62;&#62;&#62;]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Bill Maher&#8217;s &#8216;Religulous&#8217;. Awesome. Awesome. Awesome.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.lionsgate.com/religulous/">Movie website here &gt;&gt;&gt;</a></p>
<p><a href="http://www.apple.com/trailers/lions_gate/religulous/hd/">Movie trailer here &gt;&gt;&gt;</a></p>
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		<title>Interview with Jenna Jameson, on the set of &#8220;Zombie Strippers&#8221;</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 15 Sep 2008 17:51:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Daniel</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Interviewz]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[N.S.F.W aka Hot Women]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[She seems rather lovely and humane. An interesting read. She also collects dildos. -&#62; Link &#60;-]]></description>
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<p>She seems rather lovely and humane. An interesting read. She also collects dildos.<a title="Jenna Jameson interview" href="http://bizarremag.com/weird_world/how_bizarre_is/7389/jenna-jameson.html"></a></p>
<p><a title="Jenna Jameson interview" href="http://bizarremag.com/weird_world/how_bizarre_is/7389/jenna-jameson.html">-&gt; Link &lt;-</a></div>
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		<title>How I would sum up the entire American comercial hip-hop industry</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Sep 2008 04:42:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Daniel</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Artz]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Battle]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Rap]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Real Hip Hop]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Yes. All of it. All comercial American Hip Hop, summed up in one video]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R6H0i1RAdHk"><img class="alignright" title="Wapper" src="http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2005/02/21/jamiejennedy_narrowweb__200x413.jpg" alt="" width="45" height="94" /></a>Yes. All of it.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R6H0i1RAdHk">All comercial American Hip Hop, summed up in one video</a></p>
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		<title>A retard who can&#8217;t code attempts to make an i-phone game</title>
		<link>http://www.noooz.com/site/?p=3017</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Sep 2008 01:26:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Daniel</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[iPhone]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hello. I can&#8217;t code for shit and I want to make I-Phone games. I can design games and do art pretty easily. And by &#8216;do&#8217; art, I mean in a technically capable, but unfocused manner. So right now, I&#8217;m attempting to make a very simple app where you press a button and it tells you [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img class="alignright" title="IPhone" src="http://www.noooz.com/iPhone.jpg" alt="" width="269" height="269" />Hello.</p>
<p>I can&#8217;t code for shit and I want to make I-Phone games. I can design games and do art pretty easily. And by &#8216;do&#8217; art, I mean in a technically capable, but unfocused manner.</p>
<p>So right now, I&#8217;m attempting to make a very simple app where you press a button and it tells you that you&#8217;re fat (they don&#8217;t like swearing), with a wav file. Just for practice.</p>
<p>It&#8217;s harder than actionscript. I think this is *actual* programming. I&#8217;m reading tonnes of tutorials and trying to absorb as much as possible. It&#8217;s not easy.</p>
<p>I will start documenting what I learn, in a format that non-programmers can grasp.</p>
<p>Stay tuned&#8230;</p>
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		<title>Behold my somewhat offensive T-Shirt designs!</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 18 Jun 2008 20:24:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Daniel</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Artz]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[auto butts]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Cafepress]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[decepticunts]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[tees]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[transflamers]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Transformers]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[tshirts]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Vageterian]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Are you a VAGETARIAN? I&#8217;ll be adding more tees with time, but for now, we have Transflamers t-shirts, Vageterian tops and I&#8217;ll be attempting to adapt the Mandigo Tales to a t-shirt friendly format.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img src="http://www.noooz.com/vagetarian.png" alt="vagetarian.png" width="100" height="100" align="right" />Are you a <a href="http://www.cafepress.com/vageteria">VAGETARIAN</a>?</p>
<p>I&#8217;ll be adding more tees with time, but for now, we have Transflamers t-shirts, Vageterian tops and I&#8217;ll be attempting to adapt the Mandigo Tales to a t-shirt friendly format.</p>
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		<title>Xbox 360 mag article reprints: My snarky games industry column</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 16 Apr 2008 22:46:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Daniel</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Articlez]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Desperado Housewife]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Desperate Housewives]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[EA hate]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[EA Shame]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[films]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[magazine]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Superhero movies]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[X360]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Xbox 360]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Nov 06]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.noooz.com/writing.jpg"><img alt="writing.jpg" src="http://www.noooz.com/writing-thumb.jpg" width="100" height="99" align="right"/></a></p>
<p><em>Nov 06</em><br />
<a href="http://www.nooo<img src="http://www.noooz.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/eahate.png" alt="eahate" title="eahate" width="1000" height="1274" class="alignnone size-full wp-image-3055" target="_blank"/>EAxploitation.</a> A piece on whether EA deserves the tidal waves of hatorade they get from fanboys.</p>
<p><em>Dec 06</em><br />
<a href="http://www.noooz.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/analists.png" alt="Analists" title="Analists" width="1000" height="1274" class="alignnone size-full wp-image-3053" target="_blank"/>You can&#8217;t spell &#8216;analyst&#8217; without &#8216;anal&#8217;.</a><br />
It&#8217;s about analysts talking out of their arseholes.</p>
<p><em>Jan 07</em><br />
<a href="http://www.noooz.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/gamesthatmakeyoucry.png" alt="gamesthatmakeyoucry" title="gamesthatmakeyoucry" width="1000" height="1262" class="alignnone size-full wp-image-3066" target="_blank"/>Games that make you cry, AKA making games can make you cry.</a><br />
How making games can potentially deflate you to the point of tears, and crush your spirit like a pie-loving fattie falling onto an empty yogurt cartoon.</p>
<p><em>Feb 07</em><br />
<a href="http://www.noooz.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/opraheffect.png" alt="opraheffect" title="opraheffect" width="1000" height="1262" class="alignnone size-full wp-image-3059" target="_blank"/>The Oprah Effect.</a><br />
In this piece, I try to figure out what kind of game Oprah and her minions might like. This is before the world knew of Wii Fit I think. She&#8217;d probably dig that. Also, <a href="http://www.noooz.com/archives/2007/03/oprah_winfrey_can_make_or_brea.html">here is the original, ruder, snarkier, funnier un-edited version of this piece</a>. They really edited the hell out of it.</p>
<p><em>March 07</em><br />
<a href="http://www.noooz.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/pooperheroes.png" alt="Shit Superheroes" title="Shit Superheroes" target="_blank"/><br />
Not Very Super-heroes.</a><br />
A rant about shitty superhero movies and the disappearance of testosterone action flicks. Rambo 4 really made me happy when it eventually came out.</p>
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