More genius from Mr T
Here, the walking jewelery shop does a bit of rapping.
And here, he wears turquoise leggings while giving advice on peer pressure:
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March 28, 2007
March 27, 2007
Best. Restaurant. Ever
Ninjas serve you food. Be careful though, it might be poisoned. It's also in Noo Yawk.
This place is pretty cool too:
http://www.dinnerinthesky.com/
February 24, 2007
Charity of Worthwhile Uplifting Awesomeness
This foundation was started by my very own bretheren. So I know it's for real, and therefore has the Noooz stamp of approval.
Find it here.
Or read more about it below...
January 29, 2007
Humans VS Cars. Humans lose
Repeatedly. Thank Clansman Lanning of the Lorne Enviro-Cavebeast Axemen for this excellent, though wince-inducing clip:
January 19, 2007
Dude sells his life on Ebay
A good way for millionaire loners to make friends I reckon.
January 15, 2007
Learn Australian slang
With this handy guide. Thank Brewer Minkley of the Johnny League of Professional Drinkers Pub in Chalk Farm, London.
December 29, 2006
The Aristocrats joke by George Carlin
Some excellent details in there. Especially the polyp bit.
And let us not forget the South Park one...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=NNpRpLrXLVw&mode=related&search=
Or my favourite Carlin piece, 'Religion has the greatest bullshit story ever told'...
December 27, 2006
Harry the Hamster
Use this for Valentines day I reckon. Thank Doctor Brown of Julian for sending the fine linkage.
December 22, 2006
Things I will spend 600+ dollars on that would've been invested in a PS3 and VF5
Here's a guide to other stuff you can buy, now that you no longer have to buy a PS3 because of MGS4 and VF5 going multiplatform:
1. A return plane ticket somewhere nice
Instead of living through your TV, go and see a country you haven't been to. like Italy. Or maybe somewhere completely random like Malta. I hear Goa is amazing this time of year.
2. If you live in L.A (or London) a big industrial strength heater
It's unfairly cold here. Surely I moved here to escape being frozen in my sleep?
3. Mountains and mountains of BEER
Never be alone at a party again. Buy new friendships with beer!
4. A high tech wheelchair
For when you've bought a little too much of your own friendship with beer
5. A Wii and a 360
I already got em but if you don't, you can get them. Frankly, it's worth waiting for a few more decent games before you pick a Wii up (Zelda' good but it's not the second coming by any means), but at least you have the funds to get both now!
6. A cheap HDTV
Probably 2nd hand, but at least it means I can see Gears of War as it was meant to be seen.
7. Or a HD projector
You can get the lower end ones for about $600. Not unreasonable methinks.
8. Take you and your mates out for a super-slap up meal at a posh + awesome eaterie
Drinking and Fooding for the win!
9. (add $400) and hire the Poxy Boggards to play at your party!
Greatest. Band. Ever. http://www.myspace.com/poxyboggards
December 20, 2006
Easily one of the better Pissmas songs out there
Well worth a view. Wait for the chorus.
December 15, 2006
Jimmy Jangle Jewellery - a Jimmy Saville Pissmas Song
This is fucking hilarious. Only for people who have experienced Jimmy Saville and know what it means to have a Jim'll Fix it Badge. Massive thanks to Barbarian Page of the Jason Skull-Eaters Clan.
December 6, 2006
Weird Truck accidents
December 5, 2006
I rarely post email humour, but this is too good not to
Here's a prime example of "Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus" (apparently) offered by an English professor from the University of Colorado for an actual class assignment:
November 21, 2006
Random Image of Great Comedy
Can you see the problem with this picture?
November 20, 2006
Toys for the spoilt and super rich
Lego Batman. Made with more lego bricks than you've probably ever owned. Click the Batman head at the base of the page to see it:
http://money.cnn.com/popups/2006/cons..ys/4.html
November 2, 2006
More real-life ninja comedy
URBAN NINJA
October 25, 2006
Awesome random pictures of cats
Animals in comedy circumstances = excellence.
http://shadowdane.shackspace.com/cats.htm
And my fave... Invisible Bike:
http://shadowdane.shackspace.com/cats_files/bike.jpg
October 24, 2006
Tyra Banks - Mentalist
Here she is, advocating the excellence of...
...well why don't you just look. Then be completely bewildered.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZdHpYMR4ljY&eurl=
Once you've seen the link, click the 'continue reading' bit below...
Painfully hilarious Megaman boss descriptions
One of Seanbaby's masterpieces. Possibly one of the funniest things I've ever read.
http://seanbaby.com/nes/megaman.htm
http://seanbaby.com/nes/megamanb.htm
October 20, 2006
Psychic woman does psychic drawing of...
...why don't you just watch and find out. Thanks to Sir Minkley of Johnny on Sea for this.
October 14, 2006
Canadian troops fight against 10-foot high forest of Afghan weed
Is there still time to sign up for TWAT ( The War Against Terror tm)?
October 6, 2006
World's greatest stuntman: Rocky Murray
And by greatest, we mean most awesomely bad. Thank Sir Russeell of Jignesh for this excellent link.
September 28, 2006
Alien insect spotted on Google Maps
Or maybe one just landed on the lens:
WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIE* >>>
*eventually
September 26, 2006
Action Cats
Awesome. Just awesome.
September 22, 2006
Hugo Chavez: PATRON SAINT OF AWESOME
"President Bush is the Devil. I can still smell the Suplhur". And then Hugo Chavez launches into possibly the most intelligent public breakdown of the comic dictatorship led by the Bush Administration.
I've never heard anyone break down the fucked up-ness of Bush's highly dishonourable reign quite like this gentleman has. He even takes the time to recommend some Noam Chomsky literature to the folk seated at the U.N.
Who wants to wager that the FOX TV / CNN / ABC scumbags will start digging up dirt on him? If he ends up in a 'car accident' in the next year or so, I guess we can all be unsurpised. The size of this man's balls are truly inspirational.
http://www.breitbart.com/news/2006/09/20/D8K8ME700.html
http://www.cnn.com/2006/WORLD/americas/09/20/chavez.un/index.html
I believe this is a partial transcription of the speech:
http://www.counterpunch.org/chavez09202006.html
Along with an MP3 here (though it'll only be up for 7 days, so anyone rehosting, please send across a link:
http://download.yousendit.com/1B0B79AC12BC59C6
And here's the Democrats showing they're on the same payroll as the Bush admin. Ah, sweet, sweet injustice.
http://www.cnn.com/2006/POLITICS/09/21/chavez.ny/index.html
And images of babies reacting as babies do in the presence of evil:
http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e20/gr8pop/bush_baby2.jpg
http://images.usatoday.com/news/_photos/2004/09/05/bush-baby.jpg
http://static.flickr.com/3/5697700_8eef34bd0b_m.jpg
More healthy Anti-Bush stuff here:
http://www.worldcantwait.net/
September 15, 2006
Fat woman PWNED by rollercoaster
Oh dear.
September 13, 2006
Gold-plated Porsche
For people who are very rich and like to waste money on crap.
September 7, 2006
Awesome emblem generator
This is how mature we are.
September 6, 2006
Bruce Lee: The amusement Park?
Sounds almost as crap as that game that came out on Xbox much to my - and many other people's - personal disgust. The original story can be found here:
http://www.screamscape.com/html/industry_news.htm
If you can't be arsed to scroll down, here's the news snip:
China - (9/4/06) Time for some WEIRD Theme Park News story of the year. What could be stranger than a proposed Dracula theme park in Romania? How about a new park themed after the legendary Bruce Lee? Chinese news sources are reporting that just such a theme park is being planned and will feature a roller coaster that will feature Bruce Lee’s signature “screams and grunts” Wait... it gets even better. The park will be “patrolled by Bruce Lee ‘mannequin robots’ radio-controlled from inside a giant statue of the late film star.” Somehow... I doubt we’ll see this idea come to life.
Really cringeworthy joke about Animal-bothering legend Steve Irwin
Truly, this man's passing has been inevitable for some time, but to be speared in the chest by a Stingray was the last thing I think anyone thought. The following joke is quite bad.
Stingraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay... Stingray >>>
Meanwhile, here is a sympathetic and probably far more appropriate tribute to the man, the legend, the absolutely fearless Mr Steve Irwin:
http://onlyagame.typepad.com/only_a_game/2006/09/steve_irwin.html
A mildly comical photoshop of Irwin riding a whale...
http://www.worth1000.com/entries/97500/97673inQM_w.jpg
And a great set of pics from the same thread:
Worth 1000>>>
September 1, 2006
Car falls out of car park
Thank Lord Miller of the Justinian Circus Midgets for this excellent photograph:
August 25, 2006
Iron Penis Kung Fu - man pulls truck with his tool
Behold; the mighty Grandmaster Tu and his schlong of steel!
http://www.smh.com.au/news/unusual-tal...html
http://www.whenrealityknocks.com/2005/11/26/
http://ezine.kungfumagazine.com/magazine/article.php?article=315
My favourite quote from the piece about his piece: When asked if he was in any pain, he laughed. "If its painful, then you will see it bleed."
Want to develop an iron cock? The go here:
http://www.99qigong.com/
August 18, 2006
Dude shows off extensive travelling with excellent video
Well, excellent in that the places he chooses to film his jig are amazing. Harpsman Minkley of the Johnny royal marching band sent this fine linkage.
August 17, 2006
A minigun tearing shit up
Thanks to Cannonman Lazer of the Michaelonian battle robots for the splendid link:
August 7, 2006
Sam Raimi's career; DOOMED
Behold - the Japanese version of Spider Man. This is *so* fucking bad it comes close to hitting that line where it becomes genius:
August 5, 2006
Stephen Colbert rips into Wikipedia and the retarded mob mentality
If enough people say it's true, then it probably is. Elephants have tripled in number apparently. The man is truly a genius:
The video >>>
The elephant entry in question, now re-edited >>>
Other entries altered by Mr Colbert >>>
And finally a newspiece on the whole thing >>>
August 1, 2006
Fat people being clever - How to get a cheap Big Mac
Step 1 - buy double cheesburger
Step 2 - ask for Big Mac sauce, which is free
Step 3 - you have a double Big Mac
Regardless, In and Out burger for the win. Thanks to Admiral Shabazz Nelson of Edgware hill for the link.
July 31, 2006
Anal; more popular in South America than Lesbians
And on the flip of that, the English and Australians are more in favour of Lesbians. Finally; I can be proud of my countrymen. Thanks to Sir Caulfield of the Christopherian legionaires for this excellent find:
http://www.google.com/trends...ctab=1&geo=all&date=all
Meanwhile, check out Canada and it's love for ass to mouth!
A2M - not a games company in Canada, but a sexual act they really like over there! >>>
And Nintendo - more poular than mature porn, ass to mouth and watersports!
Another PR victory for the house that Mario built >>>
July 27, 2006
Chav kids get sent flying by way of a scooter attached to a merry-go-round
Awesome. Truly awesome.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FbFVBiGuQlU
For those who don't know what a 'chav' is, go here:
http://chavscum.co.uk/4images/categories.php?cat_i...e=3
July 25, 2006
House of Dominoes
Welcome to the House of Dominoes. We praise Pope Russell of Christianity for this linkage of awesome loserness.
July 19, 2006
Special Boy; handicapped hero
Not as funny as the stuff on Sean Baby's site, but still fairly amusing.
July 18, 2006
Darth Vader: The Outtakes
Utterly, utterly awesome.
July 17, 2006
Inventor of food with tits; dead
Robert Brook; man, legend, genius. The chairman of Hooters passes away. A sad day indeed. Hopefully he died while being suffocated (in a nice way) by two very large and ample jubblies.
July 13, 2006
Chimp plays Pacman
Get the hairy fucker to do Akira's stun palm of doom in VF3 and we'll be halfway to evolving the next stage of humanity.
June 26, 2006
Warren Buffet joins Gates in sainthood
And ironically gives a major chunk of his fortune - while still sane and alive - to Gates' charity foundation.
Faith in humanity restored + 100 >>>
And here's an interview with the man right here:
That's a lotta nuts >>>
Man wins $400K because his penile implant works too well
This dude suffers a TEN YEAR LONG boner. Ouch.
http://www.cnn.com/2006/LAW/06/23/implant.wuit.ap/index.html
June 24, 2006
Ahnuld is cahming
Always. Even when he's backstage getting ready to pump iron.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pxg0vjFdM0Y
The video linked above is almost as funny as this one:
Check him on the dance floor! >>>
Classic shite moments in wrestling history
Drag queens, magic hatters and giving birth to hands. Seriously.
http://www.wrestlecrap.com/newinduction1.html
Some of the worst/best skits, including moments such as Young Mae being linked to King Arthur's ancestrial tree. I think I spelt ancestrial wrong. Fuck it.
http://www.wrestlecrap.com/oldinductions.html
And let us never forget fake Razor Ramon:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=-_H9MRy3wiU&search=fake%20razor%20ramon
And a giant mummy comes in to 'kill' Hulk Hogan. Gotta love those stoned WWE writers.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LGT_ogHoMMo&search=yeti%20hogan
June 23, 2006
Cats dressed up to look like Hitler
You'd think they'd use a cat/nazi pun like 'mein kat' for the URL, but alas they didn't.
Twat in flashy Mercedes owned by old lady
Sweet, sweet justice.