August 14, 2007

Star Wars Xmas Special

The one Lucas is ashamed of.

June 13, 2007

SPINAL TAP RETURNS!!!

Man. So short, but so beautifully awesome.

May 24, 2007

Rambo IV early trailer

Looks like a gruesome but entertaining 'straight to DVD' action flick.

April 12, 2007

Images of Transformers that almost make me want to see it now

I know I'll hate the dialogue (the leaked script is pages upon pages of shame), but the action scenes may be the reason to sell me in. And these pics stolen from various places across teh internets are may be the proof in the proverbial pudding. Click the still images to expand them.

Fuck. Yes.

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March 20, 2007

Pretty cool short film

The ending was a nice surprise. Worth watching all the way through.

February 21, 2007

Die Hard 4.0 - Live Free Die Hard

Here's the first teaser for the upcoming Die Hard 4.0. Which I totally despise as a name. It's a film, not a word processor...

http://www.apple.com/trailers/fox/livefreeordiehard/large.html

General Transformers

michael-bay.jpg General Motors have just unveiled their Transformers movie line-up of cars:

Jazz looks a bit 'mobile hairdresser', but Ratchet and Ironhide look more like it. Still stinks of a whole blockbuster film advert. I still harbour a dream of getting my soul eroded by the build up to this film, only to be blown away by the final product. But as I say, it is just a dream...

http://www.comingsoon.net/news/movienews.php?id=19027

February 6, 2007

Indy Jones 4 - Worldwide release date

dar-harrison-ford-indy.jpgWell despite recent rumours to the contrary, Indy 4 is definitely in production and will be for most of the next 12 months or so, as it has a worldwide release date of Thursday May 22nd 2008!

So get your Fedora's dusted off!!!!

February 2, 2007

Uwe Boll goes Postal: first trailers released

boll.jpgThis looks like it'll be incredible. And by incredible, I mean incredibly bad.

R- Rated version >>>
PG Rated version >>>

Film is Dead: Long live digital movies says David Lynch

David_Lynch.bmpHe has a good argument for this too.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20070126/ennew_af...

February 1, 2007

Tobey Maguire buys man's soul

Tobey%20Maguire.jpgI'd wager he could've got one much cheaper down Whitechapel market.

http://www.cinemablend.com/new/Tob...3.html

Transformers the movie. More bad art

michael-bay.jpgStarscream is an abortion. Prime looks better in 'Earth mode' bar his ridiculous face. The overall style is quite complex. I'm optimistic they'll look better onscreen, but I still have no faith in this movie. Now, this has become watching a car crash in slow motion for me...

Starscream:
Crap

Read more . . .

January 31, 2007

Dead or Alive: The Entire Paul W.S Anderson-produced abortion, posted on the net

Paul-WS-Anderson.jpgAwesome. The full turd can be found here. It's comically bad. Him and Uwe Boll need to offer journos a chance to beat the shit out of them in a tag team MMA match. I would totally sign up for that shit.

Note: This movie also features 'mark of quality' actor Eric Roberts.

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid...

And here's a backup link that will likely update if the above vid goes down >>>

January 22, 2007

Lion-Emo: Thundercats given the Loonatics treatment

thundercats%20logo.jpgNot as bad as Loonatics, but he still appears to have gone a bit 'emo'. I fucking HATE emo.

Liono.jpg

Bob Saget; funnier than I thought he would be at stand up comedy

This is one of the dads off Full House. I thought he'd be lame. He's actually funny as fuck. Here he is doing the Aristocrat joke:

Another edit of it if it gets taken down:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=x-VjGUQglVg&mode=related&search=

And here's some stand-up:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=vtILekLUva4
http://youtube.com/watch?v=V4fg_U2Okt0

January 19, 2007

Full trailer for CG Ninja Turtles Movie

Looks like it could be decent. Not too sure about the 'stars aligned' plotpoint however:

January 15, 2007

Ghostbusters the Next Gen game?

Ghostbusters%20Logo.jpgLooks like a tech demo or MOD.

More here:
http://forums.ghostbusters.net/ghostbusters_post9730-0-asc-0.html

January 12, 2007

The second coming has arrived. Ong Bak 2 is coming and more

Ong%20Bak.jpgIf you enjoy martial arts movies, you owe it to yourself to read this:

http://www.aintitcool.com/node/31172

His Dark Materials: The movie. First pictures

His%20dark%20materials.jpgIt has Daniel Craig, Nicole Kidman and a small unknown child in it.

Pics are here:
http://www.aintitcool.com/node/31155

And here:
http://www.aintitcool.com/node/31154

Wicker Man. Funniest film Nic Cage has ever done

The bees! I love my eyes!

And here's Cage punching a woman while in a bear costume. I must see this film.

January 8, 2007

From two of the writers of Scary Movie

Epic%20Movie.pngComes Epic Movie. It looks rather funny and apes pretty much anything that has come out in the last few years.

http://www.myspace.com/epicmovie

Buffy Season 8 to come to fruition!

Buffy%20the%20comic.jpgBy way of the comic medium. But Whedon doesn't want to touch the anti-climax that was Angel. Yet.

http://www.ew.com/ew/article/0,,1562057,00.html

January 5, 2007

Samuel L Jackson and Ron Perlman sounding a lot like Prison Break's T-Bag voice Afro Samurai

Afro%20Samurai.pngOr at least the first episode. Which you can watch at the link below if you can trick your browser into thinking you're in America. Pretty solid. Looks very Ninja Scroll in style. Also, Kelly Hu (smoking hot babe from Martial Law) and Dwight Schultz (A-Team's Murdoch) do voices as well. I love Kelly Hu more and more each day.

http://www.spiketv.com/mods/afro/player/index.jhtml

December 28, 2006

Black Sheep: WETA digital's new horror movie: Updated with trailer

blacksheep.jpgThere are 40 million sheep in New Zealand. And they are pissed off*
http://www.upcominghorrormovies.com/movies/blacksheep.php

Film trailer here:
http://www.blacksheep-themovie.com/

*because the locals keep trying to have sex with them probably

CG Ninja turtles movie trailer - updated with new CG images

ninja%20turtle.jpgPretty better each time I see it. I wonder if Eastman and Laird are still involved. I know Kevin Eastman now owns Heavy Metal magazine, but that's as far as my knowledge can go on that subject.
http://www.apple.com/trailers/wb/teenagemutantninjaturtles/

And here is a series of direct download links:
http://images.apple.com/movies/wb/teenagemutantn...v
http://images.apple.com/movies/wb/teenagemutant...mov
http://images.apple.com/movies/wb/teenagemutan...mov

And new hi-res CG images worth checking out can be found here:
http://www.kino-govno.com/images/teenagemutantninjaturtles/teenagemutantninjaturtles_24.jpg
http://www.kino-govno.com/images/teenagemutantninjaturtles/teenagemutantninjaturtles_27.jpg
http://www.kino-govno.com/images/teenagemutantninjaturtles/teenagemutantninjaturtles_28.jpg
http://www.kino-govno.com/images/teenagemutantninjaturtles/teenagemutantninjaturtles_32.jpg
http://www.kino-govno.com/images/teenagemutantninjaturtles/teenagemutantninjaturtles_128.jpg
http://www.kino-govno.com/images/teenagemutantninjaturtles/teenagemutantninjaturtles_71.jpg
http://www.kino-govno.com/images/teenagemutantninjaturtles/teenagemutantninjaturtles_63.jpg

December 27, 2006

Fantastic 4, Rise of the Silver Surfer trailer

fantastic%20four%20rise%20of%20the%20silver%20surfer.pngHere it be. Looks decent. Aimed at the young 'uns it would seem:

http://trailers.apple.com/trailers/fox/fantast...

Saul of the Mole Men - new Adult Swim show

Mole%20Men.pngLooks like Red Dwarf meets Lost in Space with a hint of Herculoids.
http://www.adultswim.com/shows/saul/index.html

And here's a preview of Tim and Eric's Awesome Show: Great Job!
http://www.adultswim.com/shows/timanderic/

December 25, 2006

First image of Silver Surfer from Fantastic Four 2 movie

silver-surfer-large.jpgIt's okay. Not as cool as I hoped, but there you go. The movie trailer for Fantastic Four 2 is expected to hit tomorrow.

http://www.chud.com/index.php?type=news&id=8330

December 20, 2006

First proper trailer for Michael Bay's rape of The Transformers franchise

michael-bay.jpgThe trailer is well cut. Nice CG. I will probably see it to see a giant robot transform on the screen and I still have no faith this will be any good.
http://uk.promotions.yahoo.com/transformers/

To make this all better, here's a picture of Megan Fox who is in the trailer:

And a convenient google images search:
http://images.google.com/images?hl=en&q=Megan+Fox&btnG=Search+Images

December 19, 2006

Eddie Murphy on Inside The Actor's Studio

axel%20foley.JPGFunny stuff. He even finds a pube in his glass. And every time he pulls a gun in a movie, he's doing a Bruce Lee impression. Not a very good one from where I'm standing, but still...

http://www.aintitcool.com/node/31006

December 18, 2006

Transformers the movie - first CG renders and some more toy and concept art pics

michael-bay.jpg*sigh*

Baricade Bumblebee Shooting

Bumblebee Render Anus Mouthatron

Prime Skorponok the whore

Pretty eyes Poop

Cry more here:
http://www.noooz.com/cgi-bin/mt-search.cgi?IncludeBlogs=1&search=transformers

December 9, 2006

The new and improved 300 trailer

300.jpgBy way of CHUD:

http://www.chud.com/index.php?type=news&id=8195

December 8, 2006

Fraggle Rock movie coming

Fraggle%20Rock.jpgBy way of Henson.

http://muppetnewsflash.blogspot.com/2005/09/hens...

Jim Carrey's new flick

Number%2023.jpgSeems 'influenced' by the musings of one Robert Anton Wilson.

http://www.apple.com/trailers/newline/thenumber23/

December 6, 2006

Matthew Vaughn's new 'Stardust' film said to be a bit like the Princess Bride

vaughn.jpgWhich is one of my favourite flicks. So I'm going to keep an eye out for this one, especially since it's based on a Neil Gaiman story and Vaughn directed Layer Cake, which is one of the smartest Brit gangster flicks in ages:

http://www.aintitcool.com/node/30863

December 5, 2006

A surprisingly good email interview with Sly Stallone

rocky6.jpgI had no idea he was originally pegged to lead Beverly Hills Cop. This is really a rather good interview.

http://www.aintitcool.com/node/30865

December 2, 2006

Guilermo Del Toro Q and A

guilermo%20del%20toro.jpgHe talks Pan's Labyrinth, the Cthulu project and Hellboy 2.
http://www.ew.com/ew/article/commentary/0_,00.html

December 1, 2006

Set pants to 'shat'. HBO buys Ennis' Preacher for TV!

preacher.jpgYES!. Fucking Y. E. S. Thank General Niesler of the Knights Nick for unearthing this gold. For those who don't know why this is awesome, here is a quote from the piece:

The comic followed a down-and-out Texas preacher possessed by a supernatural entity formed by an affair between an angel and a demon. With great powers, the preacher teams with an old girlfriend and a hard-drinking Irish vampire to find God and hold him responsible for neglecting his duties.

http://vfxworld.com/?sa=adv&code=91367ff7&atype=news&id=18560

November 30, 2006

Hollywood: Giving up on new ideas, signs Beverly Hills Cop 4

axel%20foley.JPGI loved the first two, but three was a fecking kids movie.

http://www.darkhorizons.com/news06/061130h.php

November 29, 2006

Watch the season finale of Prison Break, for free, now

prisonbreak.jpgEasily the best TV show in ages, second to 24. A great episode too.

AWESOME >>>

Leaked post production image of Skorponok from Michael Bay Transformers movie

transformers.jpgNice CG, but what's with the cute bug eyes?

(click it for big version)

Transformers - Skorponok

November 27, 2006

Good comic Noir 30 Days of Night turns film

30%20days%20of%20night.jpgAnd here are some clips:

http://ghosthousepictures.comingsoon...p?articleid=46

Sam Raimi offered the Hobbit?

sam%20raimi.jpgDunno what to think about this. Interesting regardless.


http://www.comingsoon.net/news/movienews.php?id=17672

November 25, 2006

Spiderman 3 preview featurette

And here's a link to all the previous Spiderman 3 trailers, including the first appearance of VENOM!

November 23, 2006

Transformers: It still looks shit

michael-bay.jpgI officially resign all interest in this movie as a Transformers film.

Bumblebee with rockets? That's like giving Boxing Helena legs.

Rape Raped HARDER

Meanwhile, if you wish to depress yourself even further, see the following link for all the chronicled horror regarding Michael Bay's upcoming product placement, shite story and CG abortion extravaganza, here:
http://www.noooz.com/cgi-bin/mt-search.cgi?IncludeBlogs=1&search=transformers

Xbox 360 TV download lineup of AWESOMENESS

space_ghost.jpgAqua Teen and Space Ghost. Need I say more? No. No I need not.

http://blog.wired.com/games/2006/11/xbox_hdtv_downl.html#more

November 22, 2006

Big fat movie trailer compilation

movie-reel.jpgHarry Potter 4
http://www2.warnerbros.com/happyfeet/vi...
And a featurette...
http://www.hpana.com/news.19673.html

Rocky Balboa
http://movies.yahoo.com/feature/rockybalboa.html

THE SIMPSONS!!!
http://www.apple.com/trailers/fox/thesimpsonsmovie/trailer/

Transformers Featurette (I hate this film now)
http://www.michaelbay.com/page76/tfsneakpeek.html

And finally, Ghost Rider's International trailer
http://www.sonypictures.se/films/ghost_rider/t...

November 21, 2006

Bruce Lee: further rape of his legend planned by way of CG movie

Bruce%20Lee.jpgLame. As a Bruce Lee fan, I'm entirely comfortable with the fact he was great in his time, but his era has passed and we have Enter the Dragon and two other great flicks to enjoy from it. Everything else that has come since, bearing the Lee name has been shit. Dragon was okay, but nothing more needs to be said about the man. Stop the exploitation and go do something else.

http://www.darkhorizons.com/news06/061121h.php

November 17, 2006

Sacha Baron Cohen speaks... as himself

borat.jpgFor the first time ever.

http://www.rollingstone.com/news/coverstory/sa...y_speaks

November 15, 2006

Tenacious D interview