Star Wars Xmas Special
The one Lucas is ashamed of.
The one Lucas is ashamed of.
Man. So short, but so beautifully awesome.
Looks like a gruesome but entertaining 'straight to DVD' action flick.
The ending was a nice surprise. Worth watching all the way through.
Here's the first teaser for the upcoming Die Hard 4.0. Which I totally despise as a name. It's a film, not a word processor...
http://www.apple.com/trailers/fox/livefreeordiehard/large.html
General Motors have just unveiled their Transformers movie line-up of cars:
Jazz looks a bit 'mobile hairdresser', but Ratchet and Ironhide look more like it. Still stinks of a whole blockbuster film advert. I still harbour a dream of getting my soul eroded by the build up to this film, only to be blown away by the final product. But as I say, it is just a dream...
Well despite recent rumours to the contrary, Indy 4 is definitely in production and will be for most of the next 12 months or so, as it has a worldwide release date of Thursday May 22nd 2008!
So get your Fedora's dusted off!!!!
Awesome. The full turd can be found here. It's comically bad. Him and Uwe Boll need to offer journos a chance to beat the shit out of them in a tag team MMA match. I would totally sign up for that shit.
Note: This movie also features 'mark of quality' actor Eric Roberts.
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid...
And here's a backup link that will likely update if the above vid goes down >>>
Not as bad as Loonatics, but he still appears to have gone a bit 'emo'. I fucking HATE emo.

This is one of the dads off Full House. I thought he'd be lame. He's actually funny as fuck. Here he is doing the Aristocrat joke:
Another edit of it if it gets taken down:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=x-VjGUQglVg&mode=related&search=
And here's some stand-up:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=vtILekLUva4
http://youtube.com/watch?v=V4fg_U2Okt0
Looks like it could be decent. Not too sure about the 'stars aligned' plotpoint however:
Looks like a tech demo or MOD.
More here:
http://forums.ghostbusters.net/ghostbusters_post9730-0-asc-0.html
It has Daniel Craig, Nicole Kidman and a small unknown child in it.
Pics are here:
http://www.aintitcool.com/node/31155
And here:
http://www.aintitcool.com/node/31154
The bees! I love my eyes!
And here's Cage punching a woman while in a bear costume. I must see this film.
Or at least the first episode. Which you can watch at the link below if you can trick your browser into thinking you're in America. Pretty solid. Looks very Ninja Scroll in style. Also, Kelly Hu (smoking hot babe from Martial Law) and Dwight Schultz (A-Team's Murdoch) do voices as well. I love Kelly Hu more and more each day.
There are 40 million sheep in New Zealand. And they are pissed off*
http://www.upcominghorrormovies.com/movies/blacksheep.php
Film trailer here:
http://www.blacksheep-themovie.com/
*because the locals keep trying to have sex with them probably
Pretty better each time I see it. I wonder if Eastman and Laird are still involved. I know Kevin Eastman now owns Heavy Metal magazine, but that's as far as my knowledge can go on that subject.
http://www.apple.com/trailers/wb/teenagemutantninjaturtles/
And here is a series of direct download links:
http://images.apple.com/movies/wb/teenagemutantn...v
http://images.apple.com/movies/wb/teenagemutant...mov
http://images.apple.com/movies/wb/teenagemutan...mov
And new hi-res CG images worth checking out can be found here:
http://www.kino-govno.com/images/teenagemutantninjaturtles/teenagemutantninjaturtles_24.jpg
http://www.kino-govno.com/images/teenagemutantninjaturtles/teenagemutantninjaturtles_27.jpg
http://www.kino-govno.com/images/teenagemutantninjaturtles/teenagemutantninjaturtles_28.jpg
http://www.kino-govno.com/images/teenagemutantninjaturtles/teenagemutantninjaturtles_32.jpg
http://www.kino-govno.com/images/teenagemutantninjaturtles/teenagemutantninjaturtles_128.jpg
http://www.kino-govno.com/images/teenagemutantninjaturtles/teenagemutantninjaturtles_71.jpg
http://www.kino-govno.com/images/teenagemutantninjaturtles/teenagemutantninjaturtles_63.jpg
Looks like Red Dwarf meets Lost in Space with a hint of Herculoids.
http://www.adultswim.com/shows/saul/index.html
And here's a preview of Tim and Eric's Awesome Show: Great Job!
http://www.adultswim.com/shows/timanderic/
The trailer is well cut. Nice CG. I will probably see it to see a giant robot transform on the screen and I still have no faith this will be any good.
http://uk.promotions.yahoo.com/transformers/
To make this all better, here's a picture of Megan Fox who is in the trailer:

And a convenient google images search:
http://images.google.com/images?hl=en&q=Megan+Fox&btnG=Search+Images
By way of CHUD:
I had no idea he was originally pegged to lead Beverly Hills Cop. This is really a rather good interview.
He talks Pan's Labyrinth, the Cthulu project and Hellboy 2.
http://www.ew.com/ew/article/commentary/0_,00.html
YES!. Fucking Y. E. S. Thank General Niesler of the Knights Nick for unearthing this gold. For those who don't know why this is awesome, here is a quote from the piece:
The comic followed a down-and-out Texas preacher possessed by a supernatural entity formed by an affair between an angel and a demon. With great powers, the preacher teams with an old girlfriend and a hard-drinking Irish vampire to find God and hold him responsible for neglecting his duties.
Easily the best TV show in ages, second to 24. A great episode too.
And here's a link to all the previous Spiderman 3 trailers, including the first appearance of VENOM!
I officially resign all interest in this movie as a Transformers film.
Bumblebee with rockets? That's like giving Boxing Helena legs.
Meanwhile, if you wish to depress yourself even further, see the following link for all the chronicled horror regarding Michael Bay's upcoming product placement, shite story and CG abortion extravaganza, here:
http://www.noooz.com/cgi-bin/mt-search.cgi?IncludeBlogs=1&search=transformers
Aqua Teen and Space Ghost. Need I say more? No. No I need not.
http://blog.wired.com/games/2006/11/xbox_hdtv_downl.html#more
Harry Potter 4
http://www2.warnerbros.com/happyfeet/vi...
And a featurette...
http://www.hpana.com/news.19673.html
Rocky Balboa
http://movies.yahoo.com/feature/rockybalboa.html
THE SIMPSONS!!!
http://www.apple.com/trailers/fox/thesimpsonsmovie/trailer/
Transformers Featurette (I hate this film now)
http://www.michaelbay.com/page76/tfsneakpeek.html
And finally, Ghost Rider's International trailer
http://www.sonypictures.se/films/ghost_rider/t...
Lame. As a Bruce Lee fan, I'm entirely comfortable with the fact he was great in his time, but his era has passed and we have Enter the Dragon and two other great flicks to enjoy from it. Everything else that has come since, bearing the Lee name has been shit. Dragon was okay, but nothing more needs to be said about the man. Stop the exploitation and go do something else.