June 6, 2006

An Inconvenient Truth - Dan's review

100-al-gore-2005.jpgThe film is basically a slideshow Al Gore takes around with him all over the world, that very bluntly and simply shows why Global Warming isn't a myth.

There are few films I'll probably ever attach the phrase, "you have to fucking watch this" to. In short, we're FUCKED and as pretentious as it sounds, everyone needs to know so something can be done about it.

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May 27, 2006

X:Men 3 - the Last Stand against decent films

xmen3crap.jpgA PUBLIC SERVICE ANOUNCMENT; DO NOT SEE XMEN 3 [SPOILERS WITHIN]

This is possibly the single most insulting film I have ever seen in my life. If you loved the first two films, or even marginally enjoyed them, please do yourself a favour by NOT watching this utter shit. 'Borrow' it off the internet if you have to see it, but DO NOT PAY WITH MONEY.

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May 22, 2006

Da Vinci Code a stinky choad?

davinci.jpgApparently so. I wondered if the backlash was merely a right wing nutjob conspiracy against anything that might question the Christian faith, even in a fictional context, but it really seems that NO-ONE likes this film. Or that their conspiracy is INCREDIBLY well executed.

Garth Franklin at Dark Horizons gives it 1.5 out of 5 >>>
And Rottentomatoes says 22%. Ouch >>>

May 5, 2006

World's first review of Superman Returns film

supermanreturns_200512081503.jpgJury says, "complete creative disaster". A bit harsh I reckon. I'll wait to judge for myself, though there's been a lot of negative backlash regarding a liberty they took with part of the story which i won't spoil here.

NOOOOO!!!!!!! (if true) >>>

April 13, 2006

FUBAR: reviewed - words by David Hobbins

FUBAR.jpgIf you grew up in the 80?s you might remember those losers from high school. You know the ones, those long greasy-haired, rock T-shirt-wearing head-bangers. Okay, so maybe we were those guys, but we grew up and became preppy, latte sippin? productive members of society. Right? Well FUBAR?s Terry and Dean didn?t!

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April 1, 2006

V for Vendetta - Dan's review

mask.jpgThe Wachowskis and John McTeague team up for this utter gem of 'stick it to the man' filming. Ignore all the negative press you've read. It's probably all written by the very people the film makes comment on.

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March 27, 2006

A review of Tom Yum Goong; a film containing the greatest action movie moments ever conceived

angry.jpg...and yet, the film's begining moments suck to the point of putting you off seeing them. Almost. The first hour flirts with being a b-movie level Hong Kong thriller, then the Director sees sense and introduces a level of awesomeness so high that it leaves Ong Bak in a crippled forgotten heap. Yup; it's *that* good.

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March 18, 2006

V for Vendetta - Becca's Review

It seems to me that the bulk of the British movie reviewing press are complete and utter idiots.

Here's what Queen Becster had to say about it. . .

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March 1, 2006

V for Vendetta - a film described as dangerous to right wing politics and psycho Bushphiles

Which means I'll be watching it at least ten times! Oh wait, it's by the Wachowskis... okay. Maybe only twice.
http://www.chud.com/index.php?type=news&id=6034

December 10, 2005

Chronicles of Narnia - Chris Caulfield gives us his review of the film

Chris is a guy I've known for a while who knows his sh*t about films. So I asked him to review Narnia for me. Here's his review. He's not entirely impressed...

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September 7, 2005

REVIEW - THE ISLAND

People living in a post apocalyptic outbreak eutopian society get excited once a week, where they get picked out in a lottery to stay on some paradise dubbed 'the island'. Sean Bean plays the guy in charge and Johansson and MrGregor are two of the inhabitants.

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August 27, 2005

Ailen Vs Predator; a review - words by Mr Jevons

AVP.jpgJust got back from seeing AVP. I know all my friends think it is a soulless travesty. The consensus seems to be that if Alien 3 & 4 were akin to a fat man pissing in your mouth, AVP is about squeezing the last few drops in your eye.

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