Not as bad as Loonatics, but he still appears to have gone a bit 'emo'. I fucking HATE emo.

Pretty better each time I see it. I wonder if Eastman and Laird are still involved. I know Kevin Eastman now owns Heavy Metal magazine, but that's as far as my knowledge can go on that subject.
http://www.apple.com/trailers/wb/teenagemutantninjaturtles/
And here is a series of direct download links:
http://images.apple.com/movies/wb/teenagemutantn...v
http://images.apple.com/movies/wb/teenagemutant...mov
http://images.apple.com/movies/wb/teenagemutan...mov
And new hi-res CG images worth checking out can be found here:
http://www.kino-govno.com/images/teenagemutantninjaturtles/teenagemutantninjaturtles_24.jpg
http://www.kino-govno.com/images/teenagemutantninjaturtles/teenagemutantninjaturtles_27.jpg
http://www.kino-govno.com/images/teenagemutantninjaturtles/teenagemutantninjaturtles_28.jpg
http://www.kino-govno.com/images/teenagemutantninjaturtles/teenagemutantninjaturtles_32.jpg
http://www.kino-govno.com/images/teenagemutantninjaturtles/teenagemutantninjaturtles_128.jpg
http://www.kino-govno.com/images/teenagemutantninjaturtles/teenagemutantninjaturtles_71.jpg
http://www.kino-govno.com/images/teenagemutantninjaturtles/teenagemutantninjaturtles_63.jpg
YES!. Fucking Y. E. S. Thank General Niesler of the Knights Nick for unearthing this gold. For those who don't know why this is awesome, here is a quote from the piece:
The comic followed a down-and-out Texas preacher possessed by a supernatural entity formed by an affair between an angel and a demon. With great powers, the preacher teams with an old girlfriend and a hard-drinking Irish vampire to find God and hold him responsible for neglecting his duties.
And here's a link to all the previous Spiderman 3 trailers, including the first appearance of VENOM!
I officially resign all interest in this movie as a Transformers film.
Bumblebee with rockets? That's like giving Boxing Helena legs.
Meanwhile, if you wish to depress yourself even further, see the following link for all the chronicled horror regarding Michael Bay's upcoming product placement, shite story and CG abortion extravaganza, here:
http://www.noooz.com/cgi-bin/mt-search.cgi?IncludeBlogs=1&search=transformers
There's a lot of pre-vis graphics in there but don't let that bother you. Some footage from the new trailer too.
And it looks pretty fucking sweet. The visual style is very impressive and unique (at least to me).
Some smart fucker needs to hire this dude. His shizzle be off the chi-zain. Awesome game concept art too.
My favourites:
http://www.ncsimpson.com/2d019.html
http://www.ncsimpson.com/2d015.html
http://www.ncsimpson.com/2d005.html
Crap. They've turned him into a hillbilly truck.
Click this
And here's some clipped JPEGS as one, leaked on Don Murphy's forum:
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And here's the toy version he appears to be based on:
http://www.seibertron.com/toys/gallery.php?id=341&size=0&start=0
Two shots of Ironhide in truck form:
Shot 1 >>>
Shot 2 >>>
More Transformer Movie goodness here:
http://www.noooz.com/archives/2006/06/transform...
He's basically going to do with 300 what Rodriguez did with Sin City and use the comic as the storyboard and the in-comic text as the script.
Taken from the movie's blog. Hopefully they'll put the full teaser they aired on it soon. You get to see Venom for the first time too.
http://www.sonypictures.com/movies/spiderman3/blog/
And here's a new interview with Thomas Haden Chruch on his role as Sandman:
http://superherohype.com/news/featuresnews.php?id=4599
It's Nik Cage transforming into the flaming skull. Also, I played the PS2 version of the game at Comic Con and it's a polished-looking God of War rip-off, but needs more moves as killing crows and mindless zombies got dull pretty quick.
This was truly a mind-bending talk. Much as people call Chopra a shiester, there's no question he raised some very interesting and thought provoking points and theories. Well worth a watch if you're into creative development of ideas, characters, stories and other such, in any medium.
This is about an hour and a half long >>>
Bigger video >>>
And here's some fanboys ripping into the event on a net forum:
http://www.barbelith.com/topic/25247
Not as funny as the stuff on Sean Baby's site, but still fairly amusing.
These guys are doing a week long report on the whole thing:
http://www.1up.com/do/feature?cId=3152108
And this is the official Comic Con site:
http://www.comic-con.org/index.php
A comic strip about Anakin's secret desire to become a black man:
http://www.myspace.com/daddyvader
And the official site with all the comics >>>
See the venom symbiote eat the hand of Spiderman. Sort of.
Samples from the Superman Returns soundtrack. It's very John Williams, despite being composed by John Ottman. I particularly like Saving the World.
Awesome.
The Fellowship of the Lube part 1 >>>
The Fellowship of the Lube part 2 >>>
And if you liked that, try the X-men... in SPACE!
Part 1 >>>
Part 2 >>>
A PUBLIC SERVICE ANOUNCMENT; DO NOT SEE XMEN 3 [SPOILERS WITHIN]
This is possibly the single most insulting film I have ever seen in my life. If you loved the first two films, or even marginally enjoyed them, please do yourself a favour by NOT watching this utter shit. 'Borrow' it off the internet if you have to see it, but DO NOT PAY WITH MONEY.
They should totally use the Henry Rollins Ghost Rider song as the theme, for it is a great song, sung as if by a very angry man.
Oh fuck yes! Praise be! People will be fucking themselves on TV in brutal and comical ways, thanks to the words of the Preacher. I wonder what arseface will look like in televisual land?
http://aintitcool.com/display.cgi?id=23395
More about the excellent comic, here:
If you like comics, you owe it to yourself to read this one >>>
This is EXCELLENT. From the same guy who brought you the comedy Spiderman and Superman comics (also linked).
Fantastic Four see their own film >>>
Mysterio is Gay for Spiderman >>>
Krypton is a land of science >>>
And finally, the alternative origin of Batman >>>
Well here's a GREAT one. They all get together to re-enact the Marvel Secret Wars. Comedy GOLD.
Not long now before we find out whether the Brett Ratner needs to be banished from the land.
Like Gladiator, but better. Maybe.
http://www.darkhorizons.com/news06/060416e.php
Will it suck? Who knows. 'Multiple Man' looks a tad lame, but I'm liking what I've seen thus far.
Right at the following link:
http://www.superherohype.com/news/x-mennews.php?id=4055
Duke Russell of Christian is reponsible for this comedy gem...
He's the guy in charge of the film adaptation of Frank Miller's 300. I think.
http://www.darkhorizons.com/news06/060327d.php